Tentacles

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lirvilas
24th May 2016, 8:30 PM

Yo. Probably gonna get pretty lean with updates to this work coming up... coming up I've got psycho guests on tap, mixed with travel to the furthest reaches of civilization. And Memphis. God damn Memphis.

Anyway, this is about as G-rated as I could edit this page... Prof's original script was downright depraved.

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Stever
24th May 2016, 9:06 PM

Calamari is an interesting dish. It's the perfect cross between shrimp and an onion ring. XD

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lirvilas
24th May 2016, 10:26 PM

I'll eat anything that's been deep fried.

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Stever
25th May 2016, 2:48 AM

We have thid deli nearby that has some amazing deep fried sandwiches, but they also fry up all kinds of stuff, even kool-aid. I'm not sure I'd like that...

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jamie59
24th May 2016, 9:16 PM

Killing just links Chuck to his other primary drives.

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lirvilas
24th May 2016, 10:26 PM

Well, when you're good at one thing...

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sigpig
24th May 2016, 9:54 PM

Honestly, I'm surprised you held yourself in check...

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lirvilas
24th May 2016, 10:27 PM

I'm breakin' Prof's balls.

His actual script was pretty close to this.

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Call Me Tom
24th May 2016, 11:13 PM

It's like I'm playing resident evil with my sister again!

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lirvilas
25th May 2016, 4:51 AM

Thanks... some of the other biological research getting done by Dr. Ashton might involve things down your lane... but I'd have to ask Prof about that first. Everything weird and abnormal ever is his fault.

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ProfEtheric
25th May 2016, 1:39 AM

It's ALIIIIVE!

And to think, this started as a half-baked joke that I had considered drawing up, based on some discussion or another of the division of ultraviolence and magick in the shared portions of the AB-LIRverse and how Chuck just might be able to shoot Cthulhu...

Looks AMAZING, btw. The monster obfuscation and limited color are ON POINT.

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lirvilas
25th May 2016, 4:55 AM

I sincerely apologize for dragging Dr. Ashton into this. But hey, bad gals have all the fun...

In all seriousness, there's the plot for a spin off or two, where Dr. Ashton directs a team of assholes to recover a macguffin from the deep Amazon/the Himalayas/a desert temple/etc. and things go predictably sideways.

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Nef
25th May 2016, 4:47 AM

I'm not familiar with Cthulhu, but I believe he's a tentacle monster, and our good doctor is here, so I guess I know the genre ;)

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lirvilas
25th May 2016, 4:50 AM

@Prof: See? See? Comments like this are exactly why we can't work together. Ever.

@Nef: Dr. Ashton merely wanted to um collect some data from ah an Aegis research facility or something. Yeah.

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