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lirvilas
18th Sep 2015, 11:30 PM

Been a few words in the CF forums about "romantic love".

Well, I'm gonna tell you, to make anything really intense you've got to get the glands involved. And those lumps of hormone-driven tissue have their own preferences...

Minor edits for 2 a.m. idiocy. Truth be told, I do believe in romantic love. I just don't believe it's easy, or that lust should be entirely absent from the equation.

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Clanjack Farlo
19th Sep 2015, 12:01 AM

The romantic tension is so thick you could barely even cut it with a hacksaw.
I ship it. And I don't even ship.

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lirvilas
19th Sep 2015, 9:18 AM

Hacksaws may be required before this is all over.

Also, tarps and garbage bags. And a couple dozen gallons of bleach.

And a shovel.

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MadJak91
19th Sep 2015, 12:08 AM

"I cannot rhyme."

You... You have absolutely NO IDEA, NO IDEA what you just did.
Wait for it... because you are a damn PSYCHIC!

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Seabiscuit
19th Sep 2015, 12:20 AM

Hahah, she really knows how to pick em!
OTP

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lirvilas
19th Sep 2015, 9:25 AM

Tona is a throwback to those barbarian times when battles would break out between the menfolk and the women would kill any cowards who ran from the fight.

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sigpig
20th Sep 2015, 12:19 AM

It's the "Way of the Trailer Park".

I met this hot girl in a night club one night about 18 years ago, and I can assure you that it was ALL "lumps of hormone-driven tissue" driven. We've been married for 9 years now (at least in about 2.5 weeks). So romance DOES come into play too...

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ProfEtheric
19th Sep 2015, 8:27 AM

Whaaaaaat?

What Eric does IS it's own demented poetry.

Hmm... Army special operator?

And for the love of Jeebus... "will they or won't they" with CHUCK?!?!?

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lirvilas
19th Sep 2015, 11:49 AM

Hey, it's a long way from Spoon Lake to Iowa City... talk is just talk.

Oh, and nobody said Tona's last date went well.

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Rd Ashes
19th Sep 2015, 10:35 AM

Well, at least Chuck is optimistic.

"And those lumps of hormone-driven tissue have their own preferences…" That's a very poetic and tender sentiment, Lir.

:-P

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ProfEtheric
7th Feb 2016, 6:43 PM

I think Tona is the only one we've seen call him "Charlie"...

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lirvilas
7th Feb 2016, 7:28 PM

A true statement.

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