St. Helen of the Blessed Heels

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lirvilas
21st Sep 2015, 9:00 PM

Heh, I love you guys, inspiring me to generate demented material like this when I should be sleeping...

Edit: so, yeah, maybe that whole quasi-thread on the gimp mask might not be so far off target.

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MadJak91
21st Sep 2015, 9:40 PM

Should I even comment on this?
Something about some priests here abusing children comes to mind...

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lirvilas
21st Sep 2015, 9:45 PM

That controversy is soooooo last year.

This is today's controversy: Nuns created Chuck. Re-read the strip and you'll get progressively more and more disturbed by all the breadcrumbs.

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MadJak91
21st Sep 2015, 11:23 PM

Uh, it is still kind of relevant here <_<

Are you trying to say that they make you into a killer and a bad boy from a "good" boy?
Or at least put you on "the right path?"
Damn son!

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lirvilas
22nd Sep 2015, 5:00 AM

I'm saying I can't think of any truly serious "super soldier" or "stone-cold assassin" program that doesn't recruit exclusively from orphanages.

Also, 5 points to the reader who picks up on this page's title and what it's in reference to.

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Clanjack Farlo
21st Sep 2015, 10:00 PM

It almost all makes sense now...

Haha, the expressions in the last panel are so very opposite of each other! XD

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lirvilas
22nd Sep 2015, 4:52 AM

Yeah, I pretty much have two settings in the facial expressions department: "Appalled" and "Smug". Thanks!

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VanEzzania
21st Sep 2015, 10:29 PM

I was raised in that Catholic tradition and was taught by nuns as well. I to am attracted to women in positions of power because of them. Although not for the exact same reasons as Chuck

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lirvilas
22nd Sep 2015, 4:53 AM

This... this explains a lot, VanEzzania.

A whole lot. :)

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VanEzzania
23rd Sep 2015, 10:57 AM

Explains what? O.O

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Seabiscuit
21st Sep 2015, 10:42 PM

...Holy damn! Even if he was...uh..."defiling" shoes, I feel so bad for him!

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lirvilas
22nd Sep 2015, 4:53 AM

Holy damn indeed!

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Centcomm
21st Sep 2015, 10:56 PM

LOL i remember that line from when I was a kid.

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lirvilas
22nd Sep 2015, 4:54 AM

And look at how well you and Chuck turned out as a result! :)

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sigpig
22nd Sep 2015, 12:24 AM

SEE WHAT I STARTED!!!

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MadJak91
22nd Sep 2015, 1:40 AM

Be proud of yourself, sig.
I almost ended up as bad Jason Voorhees cosplay...

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lirvilas
22nd Sep 2015, 4:58 AM

Are we talking about the thong comment?

Because I believe it was RD who specifically requested corporal punishment, but yes, that was in response to your initial infraction.

This is why 98.7% of all webcomics disable or moderate comments... they fear rowdy Canadians.

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Rd Ashes
22nd Sep 2015, 9:23 AM

MUH-HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Was it I that created this monster?!
I'm NOT sorry.

I gotta say that I don't think Chuck is either!
;-)

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ProfEtheric
6th Jun 2016, 4:41 PM

Dang... How did I never comment on this? How did no one else mention St. Helen of the Blessed Shroud from a truly classic film?

Chicago... Raised by nuns... It makes a little more sense now...

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lirvilas
7th Jun 2016, 12:20 AM

I post some pages behind other pages and then invite in most of the other regular commenters, hence the apparent activity.

You get left out because I know you like the idea that we're conspiring against you.

Anyway, if God sent an avenging angel, maybe it wouldn't be a hundred stories tall and announced by trumpets? Maybe it wouldn't be a beautiful woman wielding a sword? Maybe it would just be some dude from the South Side with a nine mil?

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