Chuck can't rhyme

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lirvilas
16th Oct 2015, 4:20 PM

MadJak! This one's for you!

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sigpig
16th Oct 2015, 6:16 PM

Wow, where do I start?

First of all, ripping off our friend Rd's logo, and then finishing with an allusion to an elementary school shooting? You MAY have outdone yourself this time... lol

Isn't it time to declare the NRA a "Terrorist Organization" so your country can actually start to grow up and join the rest of the developed world? I mean, there have been more mass-shooting victims (over 4 per "incident") in the past 4 years than ALL terrorist activity committed on American soil EVER...

(Sorry about the rant, I have yet to have my morning coffee, and I am extremely angry saddened by the amount of gun-related death in the USA)

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lirvilas
17th Oct 2015, 3:13 PM

You have to understand that 1) I'm aiming for funny, not strident; 2) I hit the punchline for this on accident; and 3) gunning for the idiots at the NRA might be perceived as a wee bit hypocritical considering my characters. (I mean hell, look at my friggin' word choice...)

Anyway, the majority of America's gun deaths are suicides, and you can look to my other work for my thoughts on that ongoing, daily, preventable tragedy.

"You're not the one here who deserve to die." -TZ

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MadJak91
16th Oct 2015, 9:16 PM

image

Might be binary. Who knows.

Is this what The Line plays in-between matches instead of commercials? Interesting.

Not sure if intended but yeah, I see the same sick joke as sigbrain above.
But...
No worries Ivan. We have to do the same embarrassing rhyming lessons. Probably every school everywhere.
Geez! I sucked at those! And my voice sucks as well. God! Not even talking about mandatory singing lessons. Bleh!
But...
Minus the shootings :(
Without ranting much, there needs to be ONE SINGLE RESOLUTE weapons decision. Easier said than done.

Chuck's frustrated face looks adorable :>

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lirvilas
17th Oct 2015, 3:14 PM

What I said to Sigpig.

Dang, this one came out a helluva lot darker than the second-to-last edit!

Edit: Also, I love the "Aquila the Judge" graphic!

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MadJak91
17th Oct 2015, 10:02 PM

Thanks!
I figured she would take 0 and write 1 before it than taking straight 10.

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Seabiscuit
16th Oct 2015, 11:16 PM

Hahahahah! He sure gave up fast...
American schools oh gosh bwahahaha

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lirvilas
17th Oct 2015, 3:15 PM

Chuck is not one for long attention spans.

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Clanjack Farlo
17th Oct 2015, 2:34 AM

That is the most beautiful poem I've ever had the good fortune to read. Thank you for enriching my life.

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lirvilas
17th Oct 2015, 3:15 PM

"I'm twelve and what is this"

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ProfEtheric
17th Oct 2015, 9:02 AM

Oh man... this is just...

Man.

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lirvilas
17th Oct 2015, 3:16 PM

Charlie Hebdo dropped a pen.

Pick it the fuck up.

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Centcomm
17th Oct 2015, 10:47 AM

hehe I love how over the top this is :D

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lirvilas
17th Oct 2015, 3:19 PM

The name of this strip ain't "Modest Pace and Diplomacy"! :)

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Centcomm
17th Oct 2015, 3:33 PM

that is so damn true :D

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Rd Ashes
17th Oct 2015, 12:42 PM

My bar has been desecrated yet again with bloodshed!
:-o

Can't the nice, friendly aliens come and abduct your children in peace?!
;-)

;-P

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lirvilas
17th Oct 2015, 3:21 PM

And I quote you:

"We build all of this and attract nothing but a bunch of assholes!"

How's them for sour grapes, RD?!?!

:)

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MadJak91
17th Oct 2015, 10:51 PM

Welp. I guess I have caused your bar to be a common place for the duo's frustration outlets.

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VanEzzania
19th Oct 2015, 1:15 AM

My fourth grade we had a nacho cheese party. That's as fun as it got

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