Closer to God

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lirvilas
28th Apr 2016, 5:52 AM

/rolls eyes

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Stever
28th Apr 2016, 6:18 AM

Are those nipple crosses Prada?

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lirvilas
28th Apr 2016, 8:53 PM

Because nothing says classy like a brand-name pastie!

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Centcomm
28th Apr 2016, 7:44 AM

hehe thats funny.

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lirvilas
28th Apr 2016, 6:14 PM

Thanks!

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ProfEtheric
28th Apr 2016, 8:43 AM

First, am I REALLY the first one to go to this classic? I'd be surprised if it weren't at least a little bit of your inspiration, sir...

Second: some people have their priest, some their bartender. Chuck has his favorite religious-themed stripper...

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lirvilas
28th Apr 2016, 8:54 PM

Chuck isn't so much wracked with guilt as feeling a vague sense that he should be wracked with guilt.

And then he does another line of coke.

Also, yes, anybody who did not get that reference must immediately watch that video until they can hum the chorus.

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jamie59
28th Apr 2016, 9:53 AM

Chuck I don't think Anal Rosary Beads come with Pope approval.

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lirvilas
28th Apr 2016, 8:54 PM

Depends on the Pope.

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MadJak91
28th Apr 2016, 6:05 PM

It took me a while but I remembered one educated friend telling me there are some beads you put in your [REDACTED] and then pull them.
Is that what he means?
How is that not painful for her? :<

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lirvilas
28th Apr 2016, 8:56 PM

MadJak... use this as your excuse to go watch some educational videos. Heh.

Also:

"My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina." -Maude Lebowski, The Big Lebowski

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MadJak91
29th Apr 2016, 8:37 AM

That REDACTED was on purpose and I meant "butt" because that is what the friend told me but I guess it does not matter where you stick it in. Like TVs have two HDMI ports so whichever is more comfortable.

Not searching for it though :D
Sounds painful :D

(LMAO, what the hell...)

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Rd Ashes
4th May 2016, 11:25 AM

LMAO WTF GUYS?!
XD

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lirvilas
4th May 2016, 12:39 PM

@RD: Maximum Speed and Violence--the finest entertainment created anywhere by twelve year old boys!

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lirvilas
4th May 2016, 11:41 AM

@MJ: holy shit I'm dying

"I guess it does not matter where you stick it in. Like TVs have two HDMI ports so whichever is more comfortable"


Bruddah, I am going to straight up steal this line.

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